Two Thieves having stolen a Piano and being unable to divide it

　　fairly without a remainder went to law about it and continued the

　　contest as long as either one could steal a dollar to bribe1 the

　　judge. When they could give no more an Honest Man came along and

　　by a single small payment obtained a judgment2 and took the Piano

　　home, where his daughter used it to develop her biceps muscles,

　　becoming a famous pugiliste.